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©Copyright 2003/2004 Emperortunes/Sullysongs All songs written by Mike Pasqualini & Sean Sullivan unless otherwise noted
                    All material Copyright 2004 Mike Pasqualini/My Keychain Records
Welcome to Bastardville. Here you can listen to or download songs by the legendary band, The Creeper.
The Creeper is currently comprised of members, Sean Sullivan and Mike Pasqualini.

To listen to any of the songs that are highlighted in
purple, you can either click on the title and wait for it to load on your
media player or right click the title and  select "Save target as" to download the mp3.

Enjoy
NEW!        
The new, long awaited CD from the Creeper. The first new
material in nearly
ten years.  Instead of going to a therapist,
Mike & Sean have chosen to deal with their feelings in this
collection of pointed barbs. No-one is spared (except Calvin
who asked to be left out)! The Creeper nearly died during the
recording of this collection.   
CD $8.00
Secret Files
On the Roof With A Gun
SFB
Trick Bag
Michelle LeBarre
Crack-Whore Christmas
Dink
An American Song
Do Me
Oh Carol
You'll Never See (The Light Of Day)
It's Alright
Sheep
American Beauty
Choicha Pistaso
You Have Lied
I Can Still Feel You Inside
Jackass
King Of The World
Diamond Jim
Tool
Asthma Tramp
Secret File
Where's Your Sister?
The hardest rockin Creeper! This collection will have you weeping.
Not from joy but from the sheer insanity of the Creeper. These songs
predate the intense sexual innuendo of the late 90's early 21st
century music.  What the music lacks in production it makes up in raw
force. like a train entering a tunnel, like a rocket shooting up in the
sky, like a oil well piston, like a... oh you get the idea.
CD $8.00
Shakedown Queen
" I got those good things" sings the Creeper on this collection of
gems from the past. The Creeper parades past us a conricopia of
images from his twisted mind. From the girth of the Shakedown
Queen to the Man in Motion this set is sure to invoke a smile... or
bring a lawsuit.
CD $6.00
Drunk, With No Pants On
Ah, we've all been here! Drunk, with no pants on. Well at least the
Creeper has! This set was recorded through a haze of Jim Beam.
Creeper swaggers his unique brand of machismo through this
collection of 14 boozy anthems never stopping to take prisoners.
Belly up to the bar and have a big drink of The Creeper. On second
thought.....ick!

CD $6.00
Pig
The only Creeper album not to initially sell gold. Originally
released at the height of 'grunge' ,Pig failed to inspire the
nation's angst-ridden youth. It has stood the test of time and
remains a diamond in the rough.  Listen for Creeper singing in
the nude.  Hey, Take me home!

CD $6.00
Roadwhores
If the Beatles wrote about fellatio, sex in an ice chest, premature
ejaculation and candy bars in certain orfices, this would be their Sgt.
Pepper! Well it's not the Beatles but it is the Creeper. Arguably their
best work. Written & recorded in the fall of 1992 it remains a
testiment to their ruthlesness. Hide your daughters baby, the
Roadwhores are coming to town!

CD $8.00
Shelter From a Broken Heart
 Where's Dink?
From the vaults comes this collection of rockin' blues. This
collection features 11 covers and 2 originals. This recording
contains 2, count 'em, 2 versions of the Upsetters. Their asses
are smokin'! Buy this CD and help put their asses out.

CD $5.00
©All material Copyright 2003-2008
Michael Pasqualini/My Keychain Records.        
     All rights reserved.
Mykeychainrecords@yahoo.com
SECRET FILES REVIEWS

This is the most juvenile record I have had come across my desk in 25 years of
critiquing music. The music is derivative, the lyrics are childish and the production
is substandard. That said, I kinda like it.
Ben Fong Torres;  Rolling Stone

I'm using it as a drink coaster.
Dave Marsh; Melody Maker

I've been on the phone all morning to the industry lawyers. They all have come to
this conclusion: "What record? I have never seen this record". In plain speak:
ignore it and hopefully it will go away.
Joe Daniels; Spin magazine

Fuck you, Mike.
Tom P.; Feigning Interest

Actually, the music itself is purty good.  Da lyrics, tho...aw, fer shame.:)  But if I
can ignore the cock-of-the-walk posturings of that fop David Lee Roth and still
bang my head to Van Halen, methinks I can put up with the Secret Files cd.:)  
Amanda Harris; Internet CD review
Here's a few from "Where's Your Sister?". These songs were recorded
nearly 15 years ago. Back in 1989-90', the boys began recording deep
into the night in a little home studio hidden on Rice Street in St. Paul.
The booze, the broads & the bullshit drove the guys to record the
seminal rock tracks that would influence a generation. Currently sold out
and out of print, you will only be able to hear these tracks on this site.
Come back with us now and listen to the insanity that is The Creeper.
Body Talk
It's Been Too Long
Cleft Of The Angels
Just Like Mom
Chicken House